From the category archives:

Nuggets

Eaaasy livin’: the life of OTB “Stooper” Jesus Leonardo.  A hero to all men who use the phrase “eaaasy livin” as a mantra.

They say the internet has “everything,” but until recently, you could not purchase your way into Marimba Heaven.

Internet auteur Zodiac Motherfucker’s take on Alan Moore and “Watchmen.” Night Owl: BITCHASS.  Rorschach: FUCKING ULTIMATE.  Alan Moore: WEAKBITCH.  The blog post: FUCKING OWNS.

Uppity types might call it “Twenty Ten,” but anyone who passes up the chance to call it “OH-TEN” is downright foolish.

Let the Methuselah jokes commence.

by Tasty Nug on December 2, 2009

Lushes of the future will opine for the good ole days–when vodka was cheap, tasted like the bottom of an army boot, and came in flimsy, plastic bottles.

by Tasty Nug on December 1, 2009

A liter of Jack Daniels monologues on behalf of a drunken gentelman, and in doing so, reminds the universe that The Onion is much funnier than you or me or anyone.