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• Eaaasy livin': the life of OTB "Stooper" Jesus Leonardo.  A hero to all men who use the phrase "eaaasy livin" as a mantra.

• They say the internet has "everything," but until recently, you could not purchase your way into Marimba Heaven.

• Internet auteur Zodiac Motherfucker's take on Alan Moore and "Watchmen." Night Owl: BITCHASS.  Rorschach: FUCKING ULTIMATE.  Alan Moore: WEAKBITCH.  The blog post: FUCKING OWNS.

• Uppity types might call it "Twenty Ten," but anyone who passes up the chance to call it "OH-TEN" is downright foolish.

• Let the Methuselah jokes commence.

• Lushes of the future will opine for the good ole days--when vodka was cheap, tasted like the bottom of an army boot, and came in flimsy, plastic bottles.

• A liter of Jack Daniels monologues on behalf of a drunken gentelman, and in doing so, reminds the universe that The Onion is much funnier than you or me or anyone.