Greetings Americans. My name is Constantine Pavlovich and I arrive today here from Moscow for discourse with you on topic global warming.
My homeland country Russia suffer through dark period. Industries and technologies far behind other countries. Depression among the Russian people very high. If any man want to create new ideas they leave Russia because of weather. Snow and wind and ice in winter season limit production of workers. Even in springtime season Russia stay too cold.
People of Russia require global warming for happiness. If global warming takes stranglehold on Earth and chokes cold weather to elimination, country Russia becomes warm desirable place to enjoy living. People of other countries come to Russia for tourism and make nice vacation. Russian citizens become happy and generate beautiful art and make innovations in factory and grow rich in world economy. In warmth country Russia will prosper.
Benevolent Americans, please aid Russian objective of global warming. Keep light switch set to ON even when away from home at factory. Plug mobile telephone to charging device even if battery is full power. Drive large SUV cars and refuse to pickup friends so they must drive own SUV car to arrive at destination.
If you try and remove forest from landscape with saws thank you. If you build coal power plant in neighborhood thank you. If you eliminate vocal chords of former American Vice President Al Gore enemy of global warming enemy of Russia thank you.
In alliance with global warming you assist to make Mother Russia powerful country in world.
